Hey you—yes, you, the one already planning your Christmas outfit in July! At Christmas Store, we know that the festive season isn’t just a day; it’s a whole damn vibe. And we’re here to make sure your bold, cheeky, and unapologetically festive goodies arrive in time to spread that cheer (and maybe a little chaos).
So, grab a mince pie, put on your favourite Christmas tune, and let’s talk delivery. Because we’ve made it as easy as saying “Merry F*cking Christmas”.
How We Get Your Gifts to You (Without the Bah-Humbug)
We’re not about those boring, slow-as-molasses shipping options. Nope. We’ve teamed up with the best in the biz—DHL, FedEx, and EMS—to make sure your totes, tees, and cosmetic bags arrive faster than you can blast through all of Mariah’s Christmas hits.
Standard Shipping: For When You Can’t Wait to Show Off
Cost: £12.95
Carrier: DHL or FedEx
Delivery Time: 10-15 days after dispatch
Perfect for: The impatient festive fanatic who wants their “Christmas Baddies” tee NOW.
Free Shipping: Because Who Doesn’t Love Free?
Cost: FREE on orders over £50
Carrier: EMS
Delivery Time: 15-25 days after dispatch
Perfect for: The savvy shopper who stocks up on “Barbie Inspired Pink Christmas” goodies and saves those pennies for extra glitter.
But Wait—There’s More!
We ship globally, because festive cheer knows no borders (except for a few Grinchy areas in Asia and some remote spots—sorry, we’re working on it!). Wherever you are, we’ll get your goodies to you.
Orders are processed in 1-2 days—we’re quick, but we’re not elves (though we do have the same energy). Once your order is dispatched, you’ll get a tracking number so you can stalk your package like it’s Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve.
What If Something Goes Wrong? (Spoiler: It Rarely Does)
We’re all about the festive fun, but sometimes life throws a sprig of holly in the works. If your order arrives and it’s not quite right, don’t panic. You’ve got 15 days from delivery to return it. Just ping us at [email protected], and we’ll sort it out faster than you can say “bah-f*cking-humbug”.
Why We’re Different (Besides the Sass)
While other shops are serving up basic shipping, we’re delivering an experience. Our carriers are reliable, our options are flexible, and our team is dedicated to making sure your Christmas Store goodies arrive in time to make the season bright—and a little bit cheeky.
So, whether you’re ordering a “Alone at Christmas” bauble for your bestie or treating yourself to a “Cheeky Christmas Finger” tote, rest assured: we’ve got your back (and your delivery).
Now go on—get shopping, spread the cheer, and remember: the holidays should be as unique as you are.